I have discovered this great place where there are these amazing flying machines just waiting to take people to far away places...
Where better to begin my travels???
I wandered into Bristol Airport to begin my travels and searched the monitors for a place to visit...
I have never been on a airplane before so was nervous and excited about the flight...
Upon talking to a few of the humans, I came to the realisation that Spain was the best choice as the flight was a mere 2 hours. I decided to board the flight to Palma...
After purchasing my ticket, I was subjected to a bizarre ritual where I was made to remove my belt and walk through strange doorways which didn't lead anywhere!
I wandered round the shopping area for a while and stumbled upon a VIP lounge. As a valued henchman and founder member of banana club I considered this the right place for me to await my flight...
I settled into my seat, tried the bacon rolls that were on offer which were very nice...
I managed to recharge my phone and ipad while I waited thanks to the handy charging points right next to the seat.
One downside - although the bacon rolls are plentyful and very nice the usual snacks are not available until 10am.
I tried the coffee machine and the lattes were very nice.
Although disappointed by the lack of snacks... I did find a banana!
The fridges were well stocked with plenty of beer and mixers for the spirits available.
I did venture into the toilet to relieve myself and have to report that they are far from VIP standard! No handwash available, lack of toilet paper....
Have you seen a minion???
Do you have any photos???
We are among you!!!
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